SHIKURAMEN - Television Man

"Television Man"
2024.11.01
SUDAKO 2 [Album]

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Television Man

Lyrics: DEppa
Composition: DEppa & Denkyuu

Oh no! This is truly an emergency
Something's wrong with my favorite TV
Everyone's becoming honor students and avoiding haters
I wanna see...the physical beauty of a woman...

The popular word's "compliance"
In the past we would've fled
Nothing beats getting told off
Bare your fangs lions and tigers
The outlaw I aspired to is also a YouTuber
And I'm also a heavy user

But I wanna see it! Tonight(2)
Don't sleep, it's a Gilgamesh Night (love)
Is that how you climb the stairs to adulthood?
It's a new world not taught in school

It's always the hot topic and mostly variety
It was all thanks to that stupid nobleman¹
It's feeling real good²
Sometimes just let them go live and leisurely³
Feeling so nice, Fuun TV show⁴
Nettou Furo "Osu na yo!"⁵
I really LOVE TV

It's still unresolved, just mystery after mystery
PINGU first thing in the morning, Alf the alien
Only those who know will know
GHOST SWEEPER Mikami

Does no one hitchhike anymore? (Pft~)
Oiso⁶ competing in a high-leg leotard (Stop~that)
Climbing the stairs to adulthood with tears falling
It's a pleasant world not taught in school

It's always the hot topic and mostly variety
It was all thanks to those strange men
It's feeling real good²
Sometimes just let them go live and leisurely³
Feeling so nice, Fuun TV show⁴
Nettou Furo "Osu na yo!"⁵
TV really is swelling with dreams

That's no good, this is no good
For whose sake are they saying no?
I can't take it. I'm done for now
The attack starts, Mighty Mo
Mirko's high, Ertz high
Let me take Pieman's pieing
Once again all together at 8!
"Let's go"

It's always the hot topic and mostly variety
It was definitely all thanks to TV
It's feeling real good²
Sometimes just let them go live and leisurely³
Feeling so nice, Fuun TV show⁴
Nettou Furo "Osu na yo!"⁵
TV really is awesome!!!

* [1] - Possibly a reference to the TV show Shimura Ken no Baka Tonosama
* [2] - Mostly likely referring to the variety show Downtown no Gottsu Ee Kanji
* [3] - A reference to the TV show Tonneruzu no Nama de Daradara Ikasete!!
* [4] - A reference to the TV shows Unnan no Kibun wa Joujou. and Fuuun! Takeshijou respectively
* [5] - A reference to the TV show SUPER JOCKEY segment known as Nettou Furu and the catch phrase "Osu na yo! (Don't push it!)" made popular by the comedian group Dachou Club.
* [6] - Oiso was a popular model who dressed in a leotard

Television Man

Sakushi: DEppa
Sakkyoku: DEppa & Denkyuu

Taihen da! Masashiku emaajenshii
Daisuki na terebi ga nanka hen da shi
Minna yuutousei ni nari anchi kaihi
Mitai...Josei no nikutaibi...

Hayari no kotoba "konpura"
Mukashi nara tonzura
Okorarete nanbo da
Kiba muku shishi, tora
Akogare no autoroo mo YouTuber
Sonna boku mo hebii yuuzaa

Dakedo mitai no! Tunaito (2)
Nenai de Girugamesshu Naito (ai)
Are de otona no kaidan nobon no
Manabiya dewa osowaranai arata na sekai

Itsudatte wadai hobo baraetii
Baka na tonosama no okage deshita
Mono gottsu ee kanji
Toki niwa nama de daradara ikasete
Kibun wa joujou fuuun terebishoo
Nettou furo "Osu na yo!"
Yappari boku wa terebi ga DAISUKI

Imada kaimei sarezu nazo ga nazo wo yobu
Asa ichi no Pinguu uchuujin Arufu
Wakaru hito ni shika wakaranai
Goosuto suwiipaa Mikami

Mou daremo hicchihaiku shinai no? (Ku~)
Hairegu de kisoiau Ooiso (Iya~n)
Porori de otona no kaidan nobon no
Manabiya dewa osowaranai yuukai na sekai

Itsudatte wadai hobo baraetii
Hen na ojisan no okage deshita
Mono gottsu ee kanji
Toki niwa nama de daradara ikasete
Kibun wa joujou fuuun terebishoo
Nettou furo "Osu na yo!"
Yappari terebi wa yume ga MORI MORI

Are mo dake kore mo dame
Damedame iu nowa dare no tame?
Mou genkai maitta mou
Kougeki kaishi da Maitii Moo
Miruko no hai Aatsu no hai
Kurawase paiman ganmen pai
Ima ichido hachiji ni zen'in shuugou!
"Itte miyo"

Itsudatte wadai hobo baraetii
Zettai terebi no okage deshita
Mono gottsu ee kanji
Toki niwa nama de daradara ikasete
Kibun wa joujou fuuun terebishoo
Nettou furo "Osu na yo!"
Yappari terebi wa saikou!!!

テレビマン

作詞：DEppa
作曲：DEppa、電球

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Television Man Lyrics: DEppa Composition: DEppa & Denkyuu Oh no! This is truly an emergency Something's wrong with my favorite TV Everyone's becoming honor students and avoiding haters I wanna see...the physical beauty of a woman... The popular word's "compliance" In the past we would've fled Nothing beats getting told off Bare your fangs lions and tigers The outlaw I aspired to is also a YouTuber And I'm also a heavy user But I wanna see it! Tonight(2) Don't sleep, it's a Gilgamesh Night (love) Is that how you climb the stairs to adulthood? It's a new world not taught in school It's always the hot topic and mostly variety It was all thanks to that stupid nobleman It's feeling real good Sometimes just let them go live and leisurely Feeling so nice, Fuun TV show Nettou Furo "Osu na yo!" I really LOVE TV It's still unresolved, just mystery after mystery PINGU first thing in the morning, Alf the alien Only those who know will know GHOST SWEEPER Mikami Does no one hitchhike anymore? (Pft~) Oiso competing in a high-leg leotard (Stop~that) Climbing the stairs to adulthood with tears falling It's a pleasant world not taught in school It's always the hot topic and mostly variety It was all thanks to those strange men It's feeling real good Sometimes just let them go live and leisurely Feeling so nice, Fuun TV show Nettou Furo "Osu na yo!" TV really is swelling with dreams That's no good, this is no good For whose sake are they saying no? I can't take it. I'm done for now The attack starts, Mighty Mo Mirko's high, Ertz high Let me take Pieman's pieing Once again all together at 8! "Let's go" It's always the hot topic and mostly variety It was definitely all thanks to TV It's feeling real good Sometimes just let them go live and leisurely Feeling so nice, Fuun TV show Nettou Furo "Osu na yo!" TV really is awesome!!!

Television Man Sakushi: DEppa Sakkyoku: DEppa & Denkyuu Taihen da! Masashiku emaajenshii Daisuki na terebi ga nanka hen da shi Minna yuutousei ni nari anchi kaihi Mitai...Josei no nikutaibi... Hayari no kotoba "konpura" Mukashi nara tonzura Okorarete nanbo da Kiba muku shishi, tora Akogare no autoroo mo YouTuber Sonna boku mo hebii yuuzaa Dakedo mitai no! Tunaito (2) Nenai de Girugamesshu Naito (ai) Are de otona no kaidan nobon no Manabiya dewa osowaranai arata na sekai Itsudatte wadai hobo baraetii Baka na tonosama no okage deshita Mono gottsu ee kanji Toki niwa nama de daradara ikasete Kibun wa joujou fuuun terebishoo Nettou furo "Osu na yo!" Yappari boku wa terebi ga DAISUKI Imada kaimei sarezu nazo ga nazo wo yobu Asa ichi no Pinguu uchuujin Arufu Wakaru hito ni shika wakaranai Goosuto suwiipaa Mikami Mou daremo hicchihaiku shinai no? (Ku~) Hairegu de kisoiau Ooiso (Iya~n) Porori de otona no kaidan nobon no Manabiya dewa osowaranai yuukai na sekai Itsudatte wadai hobo baraetii Hen na ojisan no okage deshita Mono gottsu ee kanji Toki niwa nama de daradara ikasete Kibun wa joujou fuuun terebishoo Nettou furo "Osu na yo!" Yappari terebi wa yume ga MORI MORI Are mo dake kore mo dame Damedame iu nowa dare no tame? Mou genkai maitta mou Kougeki kaishi da Maitii Moo Miruko no hai Aatsu no hai Kurawase paiman ganmen pai Ima ichido hachiji ni zen'in shuugou! "Itte miyo" Itsudatte wadai hobo baraetii Zettai terebi no okage deshita Mono gottsu ee kanji Toki niwa nama de daradara ikasete Kibun wa joujou fuuun terebishoo Nettou furo "Osu na yo!" Yappari terebi wa saikou!!!